Here we have Michelle and Jen preparing to jump out of a perfectly good airplane, trusting that the Snuggie will be adequate as a parachute. Given this photo, they may be on to something.

Fortunately, Ange stopped them from making the jump. While the Snuggie is awesome in every way, there are a few things it can’t do. The Snuggie can’t be used as a parachute. It can’t protect you from rabid dogs (although a few mailmen cling to this belief, wearing their Snuggie on their routes despite the Summer heat). And you simply cannot frown while wearing a Snuggie.

Here is Dayly. She says that this is her Grandmother’s Snuggie. We’ll think no less of you if it were actually your Snuggie. Promise. But wait – Who is the blurry person in the background rocking what appears to be a Retro Snuggie? If that has sleeves, you could probably sell a million of them, and I appreciate how it almost matches that couch.

And I must say, Dayly is flat-out a cool name.

The Snuggie Complimentary Booklight must be handled with care. Not only can you read a book by it, you can also use it to land aircraft, play shadow puppets on the moon, or shave a ham with its laser beam.