Here is Dayly. She says that this is her Grandmother’s Snuggie. We’ll think no less of you if it were actually your Snuggie. Promise. But wait – Who is the blurry person in the background rocking what appears to be a Retro Snuggie? If that has sleeves, you could probably sell a million of them, and I appreciate how it almost matches that couch.

And I must say, Dayly is flat-out a cool name.

The Snuggie Complimentary Booklight must be handled with care. Not only can you read a book by it, you can also use it to land aircraft, play shadow puppets on the moon, or shave a ham with its laser beam.

Pictured here is Lacey, in her Snuggie, set to pounce. I have reason to believe that Lacey, while she appears harmless, warm and cozy, is actually Cat Woman.

Consider the Cat Woman evidence: The Scoop Away kitty litter and the scratching post in the background of this picture. Lacey’s pose is very cat-like. And Cat Woman and Lacey have never been pictured together. Having a fish tank is just asking for trouble. I am left to conclude that Cat Woman has opted to get rid of the leather costume in favor of something cooler and hip – our friend, the Blanket with Sleeves.

Way to rock the Snuggie, Lacie. You’re the cat’s meow.