Archive for February, 2009
Snuggie Camping Trip
Brian wrote in to share about his recent Snuggie Camping Trip.
I was just sitting there, hanging with my football and my Bota Bag. I had the ShamWow on standby in case the Bota sprang a leak. I forgot that the awesome powers of the Snuggie would hold all bad things at bay. Not only did my Bota hold, we watched a rampaging Grizzly drop dead from a massive Bear Coronary once he entered the protective shield of the Snuggie.
Word to the wise, SnuggieSightings.com faithful, the Invincibility circle provided by the Snuggie is approximately 100 feet. I know what we are all collectively thinking…Mark Wahlberg really needed a Snuggie in ‘The Happening’ to hold the bad at bay.
Snuggie Australia
Snuggies are now available for online purchase in Australia!
Snuggie Public Service Announcement #2 – Friends Don’t Let Friends Wear Two Snuggies (a.k.a. The Double Snuggie Was A Bad Idea)
Our first Public Service Announcement was such a success, we felt it was time for another.
WARNING: Do not try this at home.
There is a reason that the Snuggie opens in the back. Snuggies are so warm and cozy, if they were to close up the back, personages would be at risk of spontaneous combustion. In the above photo, Mark was literally playing with fire. What little body heat managed to escape the two Snuggies was trapped in his beard and the bill of his sweet lid.
So what have we learned today, kids? That there is one thing that you cannot do in a Snuggie. That one thing is called the Double Snuggie.
We are happy to report that Mark is doing well in rehab and the flash burns are healing nicely. He wishes to thank everyone for the cards, flowers, well wishes and that memorial fund, that although premature, has proved handy in paying off those pesky medical bills. Mark is the reason that the 2010 Physician’s Desk Reference will have a new entry: Double Snuggie Heat Exhaustion.