Archive for February, 2009
Lightsaber Rendered Impotent by Snuggie
Notice Eli, the Snuggie Jedi. His Snuggie makes this young Padawan badder than Samuel L. Jackson, who may have had the original Purple Light Saber, but never dreamed of grasping it’s Purple Laser Beam with his own hand. His fingers aren’t sliced off by his Light Saber thanks to the protective powers of the Snuggie, the must-have for the 21st Century Jedi.
Note the Bafforr tree in the background. Eli’s family is obviously an ‘As Seen on TV’ family. Is that an Aqua Globe I see in the base of that plant?
THIS JUST IN: Eli’s mother has confirmed that an Aqua Globe is in indeed in the pot of that plant.
Also, consider this candid Snuggie Jedi shot below…
Eli is now off to slay the Three Headed Snuggie Monster.
SnuggieSightings.com Pioneer Loans Out His Snuggie – Negates Brady Bunch Tiki Curse
Michael was one of our very first Snuggie Sightings. You can see his early work in the Snuggie Y.M.C.A. entry and then his follow up with Snuggie Guitar and Drums.
So, Michael, what is your friends name? You can leave it in the Comments or send an email. Also, for our younger fans, back in a decade known as the 1970’s (perhaps you’ve heard of “That 70s Show”?), there once was a show called the Brady Bunch. Brady eldest, Greg, ran into misfortune on their vacation to Hawaii. The drama was so intense, they stretched it across 3 episodes (Episode #72 Hawaii Bound, Episode #73 Pass the Tabu, and Episode #74 The Tiki Caves) and even threw in Vincent Price as a guest star. Source = http://davidbrady.com/eb/buncheps4.html#bunch72.
Anywho, Greg wipes out while surfing, and all sorts of bad happens to the Brady boys until they return the Tiki back to the burial cave. I offer this as a cautionary tale to your Snuggie wearing friend. He can keep wearing the Tiki as long as he has the Snuggie on! The Snuggie’s ability to offset bad Tiki vibes is well-documented, and I won’t rehash it here. Suffice it to say, if your friend were wearing a blanket, he would most assuredly have tapped out underneath its oppressive weight.
Jackie from 100.3 The Peak in a Snuggie…at a Soccer Game
Tony from the ‘Jackie, Tony and Donnie’ morning show on 100.3 The Peak in Albuquerque, NM sent in this Snuggie Sighting:
Tony writes: ‘Wanted to send you a picture of my wife (and morning show partner) Jackie huddled up in MY Snuggie at our son’s soccer tournament. She mocked the Snuggie….up until the point she needed it….and now she has been converted.’
Extra points to Tony for the emphasis on ‘MY Snuggie’. So Tony, did your son score five goals thanks to the sheer awesomeness of the Snuggie radiating its warm fuzzies his way?