Archive for July, 2009
Snuggie Power – from @kpstanfill
Davis discovered the power of the Snuggie. His sweet 27 inch Magnavox
TV almost fried the moment he donned our fleecy friend, the Snuggie. Scientists at MIT are studying the Snuggie’s powers, which specifically causes nearby televisions to glow, or as one scientist so eloquently put it ‘Go all Poltergeist on your open backside’.
Thanks, Kristian, for this Snuggie Sighting.
Snuggie Shoplifting
There is a new crime wave, nay…Tsunami, blanketing the earth – Snuggie Shoplifting. While store owners may have cast a wary eye at a shopper ‘browsing’ while wearing a blanket, they are simply thunderstruck by the sight of a Snuggie in Public. The extra-spacy Snuggie sleeves enable you to tuck away larger items, such as a Plasma Cool Air Conditioner, a vending machine, or even one of those Anne Geddes fake babies you always had your eye on.
Many thanks to the Men of the Snuggie Front for this pic.
Snuggie Whisperer
Obedience issues with your pooch? Wrap that unruly canine in the blanket with sleeves and watch him melt into a teddy bear. (I hear that Max here is part bear, and from the looks of him, I totally believe it).
Look for the new show, Snuggie Whisperer, coming to an idiot box near you, this Fall. Move over Cesar Milan – your gig is up – all you need is the Snuggie … and perhaps hypnotize your pooch with the complimentary booklight if that doesn’t work…
Thanks, Teddy, for sharing Max the Snuggie Dog Bear with us all!