Blankets can slip and slide, but when you tuck yourself into those tight hotel blankets, dude… you could totally die! Here is Snuggie Coroner, Megan. You can see the little piggies of the deceased to her right. And Megan appreciates the protective powers of the Snuggie, shielding her from biohazards (if you look closely you’ll see a few spots on the camera, but Megan is Flawless in Fleece).

They’ve also found that the Snuggie is more effective on those pesky bio-hazard stains than Mighty Blast and more absorbent than the ShamWow.

Davis discovered the power of the Snuggie. His sweet 27 inch Magnavox
TV almost fried the moment he donned our fleecy friend, the Snuggie. Scientists at MIT are studying the Snuggie’s powers, which specifically causes nearby televisions to glow, or as one scientist so eloquently put it ‘Go all Poltergeist on your open backside’.

Thanks, Kristian, for this Snuggie Sighting.

There is a new crime wave, nay…Tsunami, blanketing the earth – Snuggie Shoplifting. While store owners may have cast a wary eye at a shopper ‘browsing’ while wearing a blanket, they are simply thunderstruck by the sight of a Snuggie in Public. The extra-spacy Snuggie sleeves enable you to tuck away larger items, such as a Plasma Cool Air Conditioner, a vending machine, or even one of those Anne Geddes fake babies you always had your eye on.

Many thanks to the Men of the Snuggie Front for this pic.