Snuggie Math: The Snuggie > Steroids
HEADLINE TRANSLATION FOR THE UNINITIATED: ‘The Snuggie is Greater than Steroids’ … (you’re welcome)
When Monica read about getting 10% off for Snuggie Wearers @ the gym (because the Snuggie reduces Phantom Sweat off of exercise equipment, which leads to reduced labor cost…of course), she was all in.
By day, Monica is a mild-mannered college student. But at night, when she dons the Security Blanket of the 21st Century, the Snuggie, her strength goes through the roof. It has been documented somewhere, by a realiable anonymous source, that the Snuggie is more effective than Steroids in hitting long homeruns. Seven major league teams have already changed their home uniforms to Snuggie versions. Take that, Slanket!
And of course, there are other benefits to wearing a Snuggie. When one wears the Snuggie, the rules do not apply to you. Exhibit A:
You can get away with littering in a Snuggie. Everyone is so distracted by the sheer awesomeness of the Snuggie, that you can pretty much do what you want. Speaking of doing what you want, Monica wants to do the Heisman. Do the Heisman, Monica!
The Snuggie gives you supernatural balance, as pictured above. And did we mention that it also gives you a free pass when it comes to littering?
HAHAHAH MONICA I LOVE YOU. there’s more to come for sure. pump that ironnnnnn
Rosie
16 Feb 09 at 12:21 pm
I knew you had star qualities! Glad to see school is going well!!! Take care….Bridget and the Black’s in Dallas
Bridget Black
17 Feb 09 at 9:52 am
OMG MONICA thats hilarious!!!!
Ally Arbogast
18 Feb 09 at 6:38 pm
Wow Monica – that snuggie makes you look a lot older. As in Grandma. Where’s the booklight that goes with it?
Jeanne
19 Feb 09 at 7:03 am
[…] You may remember Monica and Rosie from their Snuggie Adventures at the Gym. […]
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