Snuggie Shoplifting

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There is a new crime wave, nay…Tsunami, blanketing the earth – Snuggie Shoplifting. While store owners may have cast a wary eye at a shopper ‘browsing’ while wearing a blanket, they are simply thunderstruck by the sight of a Snuggie in Public. The extra-spacy Snuggie sleeves enable you to tuck away larger items, such as a Plasma Cool Air Conditioner, a vending machine, or even one of those Anne Geddes fake babies you always had your eye on.

Thanks, Snuggie. I'm totally going to deduct this Anne Geddes baby on my taxes.

Thanks, Snuggie. I'm totally going to deduct this Anne Geddes baby on my taxes.


Many thanks to the Men of the Snuggie Front for this pic.

Written by Snuggie

July 12th, 2009 at 1:27 am

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