Archive for the ‘Brian’ tag
Snuggie Camping Trip
Brian wrote in to share about his recent Snuggie Camping Trip.
Brian relaxes in his Snuggie, football in one hand, Bota Bag in the other.
I was just sitting there, hanging with my football and my Bota Bag. I had the ShamWow on standby in case the Bota sprang a leak. I forgot that the awesome powers of the Snuggie would hold all bad things at bay. Not only did my Bota hold, we watched a rampaging Grizzly drop dead from a massive Bear Coronary once he entered the protective shield of the Snuggie.
Word to the wise, SnuggieSightings.com faithful, the Invincibility circle provided by the Snuggie is approximately 100 feet. I know what we are all collectively thinking…Mark Wahlberg really needed a Snuggie in ‘The Happening’ to hold the bad at bay.
Backwards Snuggies – Stemming the Tide
Yesterday we posted our first ever Snuggie Public Service Announcement (PSA) – Friends Don’t Let Friends Wear their Snuggie Backwards. In that article, we chronicled the plight of Brian, who although well-intentioned, was wearing his Snuggie backwards. Here is how we last saw Brian, before his life was forever changed by the Snuggie PSA:
Brian, pictured here with his Snuggie on backwards. Ignorance is not always bliss.
Brian was checking the site to see if his submission was accepted, not realizing the error of his ways. Fortunately he had his web cam set to capture the moment of his newfound fame.
Brian learns that a true friend will tell you the truth. The truth may hurt, but it will set you (and your sleeved arms) free. Brian takes a cold, hard look at the man in the mirror...err...monitor.
Eventually it sank in. Brian was not a Snuggie Sighting Super Star. He was a cautionary tale. It's moment of truth time for Brian. Never underestimate the influence of one reversed Snuggie.
Brian humbly turned his Snuggie around. His life is now whole. The lighting in his room even improved. See for yourself…
Brian can now relate to the Snuggie Storm Trooper Slaying the Mime in the Box, since they both wear their Snuggies properly. But now I see that another Snuggie Public Service Announcement is in order - 'Friends Don't Let Friends Pick Their Nose with the Snuggie Complimentary Booklight.'
Snuggie PSA – Friends Don’t Let Friends Wear Their Snuggie Backwards
Backwards Snuggie Sighting 1
Brian, despite appearing ultra-intelligent, is wearing his Snuggie backwards.
There’s something in the air in Snuggie Nation. We’re starting to receive photos of Snuggie Rookies wearing their Snuggies backwards. This is of great concern because when you wear your Snuggie backwards, it loses all of its special powers and is rendered an impotent, beltless bathrobe.
And was it not just a day ago that we posted the Snuggie Injury video of the young lady going Vertigo-and-Here-We-Go; all because she wore her Snuggie backwards?
The backward Snuggie trend must be stopped. I mean, come on! Even Matt Lauer figured out how to wear the Snuggie properly!
So with that said, I am creating the first ever Snuggie PSA – Friends Don’t Let Friends Wear Their Snuggies Backwards
Backward Snuggie Sighting 2
It may have been your best Valentines Day Ever, Michelle (Snuggie + Diet Sunkist = Good Times), but turn that Snuggie around. You are setting a horrible Snuggie example. There are small children and dogs watching!
Backwards Snuggie Sighting 3
Michelle's son carries the backward Snuggie habit into the second generation. Do not blame this little apple, whose only indiscretion was to fall not far from the backward Snuggie Tree.