Archive for the ‘Brittany’ tag
Snuggie Power
Brittany and Tami encounter the power of the Snuggie. They both now measure time related to when they received their Snuggies…B.S. (Before Snuggie) and A.S (After Snuggie). Here’s their story.
The precise moment their dreams came true. Brittany and Tami take a walk on the Snug side.
Tami secretly dreamed of joining the WNBA. The magic powers of the Snuggie make her dream a reality – she’s an amazon woman in fleece!
Tami may be able to do a 360 windmill dunk, but she still can not reach that uber-functional Snuggie pocket…
While Brittany has secretly wished she could find the subtle nuance and humor in Ol’ Yeller.
Ol Yeller dies! That’s hilarious! I don’t know if it is the fleecy goodness of the Snuggie or this booklight. Either way, this book like totally rocks…sorry Snuggie Dog.
Snuggie Banjo
Song 1: “Pyromania” by Def Leppard
Song 2: “Greensleeves” (originally entitled “A New Northern Dittye of the Lady Greene Sleeves” – circa 1580) (Editor’s Note: This was an especially bold choice, considering they wore Blue Snuggies).
Song 3: “It’s Getting Hot in Herre” by Nelly
Sarah strummed her Banjo while Brittany provided interpretive dance. The set was such a success that several concert-goers waved their complimentary booklights overhead.
Ethel Bumbridge, who lives across the street and previously had not left her home since Reagan’s first term, joined the crowd as the final notes were played. Faintly over the hushed gathering, with tears in her eyes, she exclaimed, “You can’t do that in a blanket…God bless us. Everyone.”