Archive for the ‘Snuggie at Work’ tag

Bodybuilder Hides the ‘Gun Show’ Under His Snuggie

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Meet Ben. Ben has been known to lift heavy weights repeatedly. A side effect of this habit are tree trunks for arms. The man is a walking ‘Gun Show’ and has found that not only does traffic stop when he flexes, he also kills productivity in the office. Even the window cleaners on the outside of the building drop their squeegees any time Ben does something as innocent as scratch his head.

Ben longed to return to his pre-Gun Show days, where he could kick back at the desk and keep busy with a game of Solitaire or catch up on the latest issue of Muscle & Fitness. Ben decided to cover up with the Snuggie.

Ben's Bobble-Head reads along. This Snuggie iron pumper no longer stops traffic as his guns are now Concealed Weapons...thanks to the Snuggie.

Ben's Bobble-Head reads along. This Snuggie iron pumper no longer stops traffic as his guns are now concealed weapons...thanks to the Snuggie.


Ben’s co-workers are now focusing on their work. Ben can now stay warm and cozy while he peruses the latest developments related to torn pectoral muscles, etc.

Life. Is. Good.

Thanks, Snuggie.

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April 28th, 2009 at 9:53 am

Christina Contemplates the Designer Snuggie Purchase at Work

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Christina is at work in her Blue Snuggie.

Zebra or Leopard? Hmm...

Zebra or Leopard? Hmm...


Not only does she keep her can of Lysol strategically placed for those times that neighboring cube-dwellers go to the Bean Burrito Palace for lunch, she also obsesses over which Designer Snuggies to buy.

Decisions. Decisions.

You can check out Christina’s Blog Here.

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April 8th, 2009 at 9:16 pm

Snuggie Multi-Tasking

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Loni shows how it is done. She types 128 WPM, thanks to her Snuggie. She has also taken to other good habits since acquiring the Snuggie, such as hanging a Martha Stewart poster on her office wall, leaving her cigarettes unsmoked, and notice that she no longer has use for her glasses. It appears that the Snuggie can even improve your eyesight, enabling you to enjoy a good book, such as ‘Marley & Me’ (off the clock, of course).

Don't worry, Loni. We won't zoom in to reveal the Regional Office phone numbers that you have posted on your wall.

Don't worry, Loni. We won't zoom in to reveal the Regional Office phone numbers that you have posted on your wall.

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February 10th, 2009 at 1:41 am