Umm…check this crazy pic out.

These kids are rocking the Snuggie World Tour. The first Snuggie on the left (and this kid is obviously playing bass, because he’s not even looking at the screen) is a Plush Chocolate Snuggie with pockets. Eddie Van Snuggie in the middle appears to be sporting the Camel Print Designer Snuggie. Little Snuggie Drummer boy is wearing the Black Snuggie (yes, Black Snuggie).

I just posted earlier today the Pink Snuggie and now someone out there just couldn’t resist seeing the Pink Snuggie and raising the stakes with close to a Snuggie Full House. The thing that kills me about this pic is how the Leopard Snuggie is just laying at their feet. They are such Snuggie Rock Stars. This pic is such Snuggie Decadence. ‘Yeah. We got a Leopard Designer Snuggie. Your point? Excuse me. I have a hotel room to trash.’

That’s all well and good, kiddos, but where is your Zebra Snuggie? Hmm?

Snuggie Guitar Hero, not to be confused with Snuggie Air Guitar Hero, is the new craze sweeping the nation. Exhibit A: Dale

We caught up with Dale just after he completed his six song set. He tossed his axe to a roadie (it actually bounced off the couch, but in Dale’s imagination his roady restrung the Les Paul with stickers, and all was right with the world). He swilled down an energy drink (named ‘Dale’ in his imagination). He wouldn’t say, but the twinkle in his eye told us one thing – “Snuggie Encore”.

Pulling a guitar pick out of his earthy Longaberger Basket, Dale produced a felt tipped pen out of a Snuggie Sleeve and proceeded to autograph it and throw it into the first row of the family den. Straight up – Dale would not be able to sign that pick in a blanket.

Dale quickly started nuking a bag of Orville Redenbacher’s and then kicked in the encore, hoping to finish in the three and a half minutes that Orville requires. I waved my complimentary booklight in the air, which was a fortunate choice as the microwave blew a breaker halfway through ‘Crazy Train’. Being the consummate Snuggie Guitar Hero, Dale shadow played the remainder of the song from memory as I sang and hummed along in falsetto…”We’re going off the rails of the Snuggie Train”.