Archive for the ‘Snuggie in the Workplace’ tag
Bodybuilder Hides the ‘Gun Show’ Under His Snuggie
Meet Ben. Ben has been known to lift heavy weights repeatedly. A side effect of this habit are tree trunks for arms. The man is a walking ‘Gun Show’ and has found that not only does traffic stop when he flexes, he also kills productivity in the office. Even the window cleaners on the outside of the building drop their squeegees any time Ben does something as innocent as scratch his head.
Ben longed to return to his pre-Gun Show days, where he could kick back at the desk and keep busy with a game of Solitaire or catch up on the latest issue of Muscle & Fitness. Ben decided to cover up with the Snuggie.
Ben's Bobble-Head reads along. This Snuggie iron pumper no longer stops traffic as his guns are now concealed weapons...thanks to the Snuggie.
Ben’s co-workers are now focusing on their work. Ben can now stay warm and cozy while he peruses the latest developments related to torn pectoral muscles, etc.
Life. Is. Good.
Thanks, Snuggie.
Sarah’s Snuggie Friday
Today is Snuggie Friday, so keep your eyes out for Snuggie Sightings in the Workplace.
Sarah received a Snuggie for her birthday last month. She quickly found that if she wore the Snuggie, she could get away with anything. Consider this:
Sarah can now chat on the phone all day, and leave trash laying around her cube. No worries - the Snuggie is going to transport her to a corner office soon...That is actually wrapping paper from her newly unwrapped Snuggie. I'm sure she's picked it up by now.
Sarah loves her Snuggie so much, she plays ‘Walk Like an Egyptian‘ every hour, on the hour, and struts through the cube farm. The Snuggie livens up any workplace, and chases the chill from those pesky industrial grade air conditioner blasts.
Happy Belated Birthday, Sarah. Keep rocking the Snuggie in the workplace, and have a great Snuggie Friday!
The Snuggie Makes Meetings Awesome
I have personally sat through (suffered through) THOUSANDS of pointless meetings. You know what I’m talking about – you sit for two hours, waiting for the one minute of personal relevance. Well, check this out…Jason shows how it should be done in Corporate America.
Have you ever been in a meeting that was this alive and fun and filled with laughter? All you have to do to make your meetings more interesting and convert them into must attend events is to put on a Snuggie. You don’t have to bribe your staff with food.
So not only does the Blanket with Sleeves help lower heating bills, it saves you money on catering costs. By wearing a Snuggie to meetings, the job you save may be your own, thanks to the savings to the bottom line (and the boost to staff morale).