Archive for the ‘Snuggie in the Workplace’ tag
Snuggie Siesta
Mama Snuggie, as seen on SnuggieBook.com (not to be confused with As Seen on TV), found that her productivity doubled when she went all dual-monitor up in that office. Then she got Snuggie. Her work is now done by 10 AM, giving her ample time to catch a few Snuggie Z’s.
Mama Snuggie Can Nap on Company Time, thanks to the Snuggie.
OSHA Still Hearts the Snuggie in the Workplace
Josh and his warehouse friends are back. They liked being named the #1 Snuggie Sighting for Month 1 so much, they decided to throw their Yellow hard hats into the ring and give it another go.
For background’s sake, it may help if you checked out last month’s post aptly entitled ‘OSHA Hearts the Snuggie in the Workplace‘.
It is important to stay warm and cozy while using a torch.
KIDS: Do not try this at home.
You cannot operate a forklift in a blanket...and as a side note, zooming in on this image revealed 'Viva La Chair' written in the top right corner of the marker board. I have no idea what that was about. The warehouse guys also tried to slip in a phallic symbol on the left side of the board, which I have cropped out. I have elected to leave the ForkLiftDeals.com web address unobscured on the side of the forklift, because that sounds like an exciting website.
Here’s a zoom in on the marker board, with the Viva La Chair reference…
Zoomed in on the Marker Board - Viva La Chair - Uhh...Ok...
So, being the ever curious chap that I am, I did a search on “Viva La Chair” and found an obscure Gossip Girl reference. These Warehouse Snuggie Guys don’t strike me as Gossip Girl fans, but you never know.
Let’s see. Where was I?
When operating a drill press, safety always comes first. Be sure to wear your safety goggles and hard hat. It is also a good idea if you keep your blanketed sleeves outside of the rotating reach of said drill. Groovy Rod Carew batting gloves are optional.
Drilling in a Snuggie never gets boring (get it? Boring. He’s drilling holes – as in ‘boring’ holes…oh, never mind. I guess I’ll sit alone in the Pun Zone.)
Performing High Voltage Repairs in a Snuggie. The Forklift comes in handy for those hard to reach spots.
So there you have it, my friends. The Snuggie Warehouse guys are back in action, staying warm and cozy, and keeping safety in mind at all times. I will leave you with one final shot from the warehouse. At first it appears to be your run-of-the-mill guy in a Snuggie pushing a dolly pic. But look closely.
What does the side of that box say?
When Josh emailed these, he ‘apologized’ for their large size, but he knew how I liked to zoom in on things and point stuff out in the background. Hmm…could that have been a little nudge and a hint to me? Well, I fell for it. Let’s take a look-see on that box…well, would you look at that?!
YouTube.com/productionguys - Sneaky link bait. Oh, ok.
You know what to do …
…or maybe you don’t. Click here to check out these guys’ ill-advised and crazy antics on YouTube. And don’t try any of it at home, in a Snuggie or not. These guys are obviously trained professionals. You have been warned (please don’t sue me).
Snuggie King Discovers CAPS LOCK Key
Snuggie King relieved to have CAPS LOCK off
After three years of sending ALL CAPS EMAILS, the Snuggie King discovers his CAPS LOCK key and the meaning of the word ‘toggle’. Morale is high and the Oatmeal is flowing out of the corner office once again. All Hail, King Snuggie.