Kristina returns in her Snuggie, this time at the local car wash. She’s buffing her car with a ShamWow. Now that is “As Seen on TV” class.

We have to screen the photos we receive. There are the fake Snuggie Sightings that get sent in. Yes, I’m talking to you, guy who sent in the Photoshoped image of your co-worker standing in front of a pyramid in Mexico. You called it El Snuggie to add to the authenticity. You had me at hello, until I noticed that your co-worker was hovering off the ground and he was wearing a gray Snuggie. Excuse me? Snuggies only come in 3 colors, and Gray is not one of them. Nice try.

And then we get the more subtle fakes. Case in point …

Three of the four ‘Snuggies’ appear legitimate, but the fourth is clearly not a Snuggie. It is a different color and appears to be a Backward Bathrobe. There is such a glaring difference between a Backward Bathrobe and a Snuggie. Everyone knows the two are worlds apart.

Next time you are celebrating your birthday, John, don’t invite the Fake Snuggie guy. I’m just sayin’. Perhaps that’s why you gave him the Jelly Jar to drink out of. “What are you drinking fake Snuggie guy?” “I’m drinking Welch’s”

Useless SnuggieSightings.com Trivia: What website ranks #1 on Google at the time of this writing for the search term Backward Bathrobe? Mom is waaay proud.