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The Snuggie as Typing Tutor

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Kim used to enjoy whiling away her days playing Solitaire on her computer and Checkers on her purse. Not anymore! Now that the Snuggie has entered her life, she finds that she is much more productive. She now types like a gazillion words a minute (GWPM) as long as she gets her Snug on at work.

Ever since I got my Snuggie, I can type without looking at the keyboard. See!

Ever since I got my Snuggie, I can type without looking at the keyboard. See!

Emails now go answered, as do the phones. She wears her Snuggie proudly, giving that sideways look to anyone that dares snicker; as if to say, ‘I’m wearing a Snuggie. Your sticks and stones can’t penetrate this fleecey bad boy’.

Snuggie Snap, Kim.

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April 4th, 2009 at 10:39 pm

Snuggie Multi-Tasking

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Loni shows how it is done. She types 128 WPM, thanks to her Snuggie. She has also taken to other good habits since acquiring the Snuggie, such as hanging a Martha Stewart poster on her office wall, leaving her cigarettes unsmoked, and notice that she no longer has use for her glasses. It appears that the Snuggie can even improve your eyesight, enabling you to enjoy a good book, such as ‘Marley & Me’ (off the clock, of course).

Don't worry, Loni. We won't zoom in to reveal the Regional Office phone numbers that you have posted on your wall.

Don't worry, Loni. We won't zoom in to reveal the Regional Office phone numbers that you have posted on your wall.

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February 10th, 2009 at 1:41 am