Pictured here is Lacey, in her Snuggie, set to pounce. I have reason to believe that Lacey, while she appears harmless, warm and cozy, is actually Cat Woman.

Consider the Cat Woman evidence: The Scoop Away kitty litter and the scratching post in the background of this picture. Lacey’s pose is very cat-like. And Cat Woman and Lacey have never been pictured together. Having a fish tank is just asking for trouble. I am left to conclude that Cat Woman has opted to get rid of the leather costume in favor of something cooler and hip – our friend, the Blanket with Sleeves.

Way to rock the Snuggie, Lacie. You’re the cat’s meow.

Liana goes bullet time to avoid the odor emanating from Agent Flip Flops. There may indeed be no spoon, Keanu, but Agent Flip Flops is for real. “I need an exit!”

NOTE TO WORLD: The Snuggie has you.

Loni shows how it is done. She types 128 WPM, thanks to her Snuggie. She has also taken to other good habits since acquiring the Snuggie, such as hanging a Martha Stewart poster on her office wall, leaving her cigarettes unsmoked, and notice that she no longer has use for her glasses. It appears that the Snuggie can even improve your eyesight, enabling you to enjoy a good book, such as ‘Marley & Me’ (off the clock, of course).