Here is Tim, sporting the ever-rare Green Snuggie. He hoists a High-Life in one hand while flashing the Shocker with the other…or so he says. Perhaps he lost that last knuckle on his ring finger messing with the cool Indoor Birdhouse. Every home needs an Indoor Birdhouse. You decide – Shocker…or Tragic Indoor Birdhouse Accident? Regardless, the Snuggie eases all pain (Tim’s High-Life is on standby, just in case things get …wait for it…out of hand… bwahaha…sorry about that. It’s late.).

From Wikipedia (and I’m dead serious, I couldn’t make something this cool up) – ‘The Shocker should not be confused with similar looking hand gestures, such as ‘The Pitchfork’ which is a hand signal used at Arizona State University. (notice the spacing between the index and middle finger).’ … So let me get this straight. The Pitchfork is like the Shocker meets the Peace Sign. We are all now enlightened.

Now that I look at Tim’s pic again, and that spacing between Index and Tall Boy, I’d say he is flashing the Pitchfork.

You cannot go bowling in a blanket. And the Snuggie goes well with the always fashionable pair of bowling shoes. The Snuggie Bowling League (SBL) has sprung forth onto the scene.

‘We want to avoid any Steroid scandals. The SBL will be a clean sport. Since we never roll a gutter, thanks to our Snuggies, there will doubters. I hear the whispers all the time. ‘Whisper whisper whisper. That cool girl in the Snuggie has to be juicing’. It is sad that the world cannot embrace the fact that the Snuggie can turn anyone into the next Earl Anthony. So that is why we require the urine samples before each frame. Not each tournament, but each frame. To silence the whispers. It is a small price to pay…It was juicing that killed the Slanket Bowling League. Those poor Slanket people.’

The SBL urine testing is the most rigorous of any major league sport.

Kevin and Julie, after yet another 300-300 tie.