After three years of sending ALL CAPS EMAILS, the Snuggie King discovers his CAPS LOCK key and the meaning of the word ‘toggle’. Morale is high and the Oatmeal is flowing out of the corner office once again. All Hail, King Snuggie.

Snuggie Sightings star Kristina wears her Snuggie to the movies.

Michael was one of our very first Snuggie Sightings. You can see his early work in the Snuggie Y.M.C.A. entry and then his follow up with Snuggie Guitar and Drums.

So, Michael, what is your friends name? You can leave it in the Comments or send an email. Also, for our younger fans, back in a decade known as the 1970’s (perhaps you’ve heard of “That 70s Show”?), there once was a show called the Brady Bunch. Brady eldest, Greg, ran into misfortune on their vacation to Hawaii. The drama was so intense, they stretched it across 3 episodes (Episode #72 Hawaii Bound, Episode #73 Pass the Tabu, and Episode #74 The Tiki Caves) and even threw in Vincent Price as a guest star. Source = http://davidbrady.com/eb/buncheps4.html#bunch72.

Anywho, Greg wipes out while surfing, and all sorts of bad happens to the Brady boys until they return the Tiki back to the burial cave. I offer this as a cautionary tale to your Snuggie wearing friend. He can keep wearing the Tiki as long as he has the Snuggie on! The Snuggie’s ability to offset bad Tiki vibes is well-documented, and I won’t rehash it here. Suffice it to say, if your friend were wearing a blanket, he would most assuredly have tapped out underneath its oppressive weight.