We have our first Air Guitar Hero. Her name is Samantha, and her chops are so good, she plays Lefty Flip…just like Jimi Hendrix. It’s hard to determine from her hand positions whether she is playing “Snuggie Haze” or “The Wind Cries Snuggie”.

Also just like Hendrix is her propensity to set her air guitar on fire after her performances. Poof! Air guitar gone.

When we last saw Bridget in her Snuggie Buffet Adventure, she wound up in the Doctor’s Office, thanks to a helping of Tabouli that had turned.
While she recovered, our heroine made an impulse buy, opting this time for the Green Snuggie. As soon as she was able, she wore it to a restaurant (albeit not the eatery with the tainted tabouli).

It was a festive time at the Park Ridge Cul-de-Sac as Sarah and Brittany, a.k.a. “Snuggie Deliverance”, entertained the neighbors and a handful of Fed-Ex and UPS drivers delivering last minute gift packages on Christmas Eve. This girl group chose to stick with a Snuggie theme, highlighting only a handful of the cornucopa of benefits befitting the Snuggie. Their three song set included:

Song 1: “Pyromania” by Def Leppard
Song 2: “Greensleeves” (originally entitled “A New Northern Dittye of the Lady Greene Sleeves” – circa 1580) (Editor’s Note: This was an especially bold choice, considering they wore Blue Snuggies).
Song 3: “It’s Getting Hot in Herre” by Nelly

Sarah strummed her Banjo while Brittany provided interpretive dance. The set was such a success that several concert-goers waved their complimentary booklights overhead.

Ethel Bumbridge, who lives across the street and previously had not left her home since Reagan’s first term, joined the crowd as the final notes were played. Faintly over the hushed gathering, with tears in her eyes, she exclaimed, “You can’t do that in a blanket…God bless us. Everyone.”