Archive for February, 2009
Snuggie Envy Afflicts Inanimate Objects
Just when you thought the Snuggie Mania was beginning to subside, this happens:
Alicia inadvertently turns the furniture green as a full-on Snuggie-Envy blast permeates the room.
There is no cure for Snuggie Envy. All you can do to preserve your furniture is to open the windows. Your friends, however, are without cure or hope. They will eventually all be sucked into the Vortex of Ultra-Cool, which is the Snuggie.
Note: ‘Proximal’ means nearby, or close. You’re welcome.
Florida Marlins Announce Road Uniforms Will Be Snuggies
The Florida Marlins announced today that their road uniforms will be Green Snuggies.
The Snuggie replicates the Florida heat and humidity when the Marlins are on the road. Pictured is Marlins rookie reliever, Felipe, saying that when he wears the Snuggie on the road, he feels like he's right at home in Florida, with his cool Christmas lights still hanging in the background.