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Snuggie Envy Afflicts Inanimate Objects

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Just when you thought the Snuggie Mania was beginning to subside, this happens:

Alicia inadvertently turns the furniture green as a full-on Snuggie-Envy blast permeates the room.

Alicia inadvertently turns the furniture green as a full-on Snuggie-Envy blast permeates the room.


There is no cure for Snuggie Envy. All you can do to preserve your furniture is to open the windows. Your friends, however, are without cure or hope. They will eventually all be sucked into the Vortex of Ultra-Cool, which is the Snuggie.

Note: ‘Proximal’ means nearby, or close. You’re welcome.

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February 23rd, 2009 at 5:15 am

Snuggie Figure Skating Coming to 2010 Winter Olympics

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This just in. Snuggie Figure Skating has been made an Olympic Sport. Alicia, pictured below, is rejoicing at the news. “I used to Figure Skate in a blanket. Disaster. Not until I found the Snuggie did I find my true calling. I would like to thank Dorothy Hamill, the Snuggie, and of course the Olympic Committee. Vancouver, here I come!”

Alicia training for the 2010 Winter Olympics. Snuggie Figure Skating 2010. Perhaps by 2014 the world can accept Snuggie Hockey. Do you believe in Miracles?

Alicia training for the 2010 Winter Olympics. Snuggie Figure Skating 2010. Perhaps by 2014 the world can accept Snuggie Hockey. Do you believe in Miracles?

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January 31st, 2009 at 2:54 am