Archive for the ‘Alicia’ tag
Snuggie Envy Afflicts Inanimate Objects
Just when you thought the Snuggie Mania was beginning to subside, this happens:
There is no cure for Snuggie Envy. All you can do to preserve your furniture is to open the windows. Your friends, however, are without cure or hope. They will eventually all be sucked into the Vortex of Ultra-Cool, which is the Snuggie.
Note: ‘Proximal’ means nearby, or close. You’re welcome.
Snuggie Figure Skating Coming to 2010 Winter Olympics
This just in. Snuggie Figure Skating has been made an Olympic Sport. Alicia, pictured below, is rejoicing at the news. “I used to Figure Skate in a blanket. Disaster. Not until I found the Snuggie did I find my true calling. I would like to thank Dorothy Hamill, the Snuggie, and of course the Olympic Committee. Vancouver, here I come!”