Archive for the ‘Picture of Woman in Snuggie’ tag
Greetings to our Life&Style Weekly Magazine Visitors
Many of you ultra-cool people discovering SnuggieSightings.com for the first time have found us through Life&Style Weekly magazine. We want to extend a warm welcome to you, and provide you with a familiar face; that of our Snuggie Wizardess, Brook, who appeared in today’s (hot of the presses) Oscar Edition of Life&Style Weekly Magazine.
Brook Pins 900 Pound Fleur-de-lis to Wall with her Snuggie Wizardess Powers.
Be sure to check out Brook’s original appearance – Snuggie Wizardess Pins 900 Pound Fleur-de-lis to Wall.
Brook can do more than hoist boat anchors and rearrange Stonehenge with her powers.
Wanna see my groovy Snuggie magic?
She can also cast Fireballs, as pictured here at the local park.
No children were alarmed by the fireball. They were under the Snuggie's spell.
Brook spends her days teaching her class a great illustration in comparison and contrast – case in point, her lesson on the Snuggie vs. the Blanket.
Compare and Contrast the Blanket and the Snuggie. Great moments in Education History - note Date on the chalkboard 2/24/09, and the time is 2:22 pm. History preserved. Brook = Teacher of the Year.
We must take a closer look at the board…
Note to Brook ~ Add 'Can Get you in Life&Style Weekly Magazine and on SnuggieSightings.com' to the Snuggie circle.
Snuggie Envy Afflicts Inanimate Objects
Just when you thought the Snuggie Mania was beginning to subside, this happens:
Alicia inadvertently turns the furniture green as a full-on Snuggie-Envy blast permeates the room.
There is no cure for Snuggie Envy. All you can do to preserve your furniture is to open the windows. Your friends, however, are without cure or hope. They will eventually all be sucked into the Vortex of Ultra-Cool, which is the Snuggie.
Note: ‘Proximal’ means nearby, or close. You’re welcome.
Snuggie Bowling League – Where Every Game is Perfect
You cannot go bowling in a blanket. And the Snuggie goes well with the always fashionable pair of bowling shoes. The Snuggie Bowling League (SBL) has sprung forth onto the scene.
Julie cannot help but laugh at her gutterless future, all thanks to the mighty Snuggie.
Julie's boyfriend, Kevin. Kevin lines up his shot at Riverlanes in Tulsa, while the Great Unwashed (i.e. those losers, sans Snuggies) look on in full Snuggie Envy.
‘We want to avoid any Steroid scandals. The SBL will be a clean sport. Since we never roll a gutter, thanks to our Snuggies, there will doubters. I hear the whispers all the time. ‘Whisper whisper whisper. That cool girl in the Snuggie has to be juicing’. It is sad that the world cannot embrace the fact that the Snuggie can turn anyone into the next Earl Anthony. So that is why we require the urine samples before each frame. Not each tournament, but each frame. To silence the whispers. It is a small price to pay…It was juicing that killed the Slanket Bowling League. Those poor Slanket people.’
The SBL urine testing is the most rigorous of any major league sport.
Kevin and Julie, after yet another 300-300 tie.