Just when you thought the Snuggie Mania was beginning to subside, this happens:

There is no cure for Snuggie Envy. All you can do to preserve your furniture is to open the windows. Your friends, however, are without cure or hope. They will eventually all be sucked into the Vortex of Ultra-Cool, which is the Snuggie.

Note: ‘Proximal’ means nearby, or close. You’re welcome.

Brian wrote in to share about his recent Snuggie Camping Trip.

I was just sitting there, hanging with my football and my Bota Bag. I had the ShamWow on standby in case the Bota sprang a leak. I forgot that the awesome powers of the Snuggie would hold all bad things at bay. Not only did my Bota hold, we watched a rampaging Grizzly drop dead from a massive Bear Coronary once he entered the protective shield of the Snuggie.

Word to the wise, SnuggieSightings.com faithful, the Invincibility circle provided by the Snuggie is approximately 100 feet. I know what we are all collectively thinking…Mark Wahlberg really needed a Snuggie in ‘The Happening’ to hold the bad at bay.

They’ve had Snuggie Mermaids, Snuggie Scuba Divers, and a Wall-O-Snuggies. So when I was on Vimeo and saw something about Snuggie Silverton, I had to check it out. We finally have video from the Silverton Snuggie Giveaway. Check it out.

Snuggies at Silverton from VEGASbrain4242 on Vimeo.