Anne writes, “here is a snuggie sighting on board the Diamond Princess on Christmas Eve 2009 from Auckland to Sydney Australia” – What can I say? I ran across this going through old emails. After a long wait, here’s your aquatic Snuggie Sighting, Anne!

Let’s take a closer look at that Snuggie.

Loni shows how it is done. She types 128 WPM, thanks to her Snuggie. She has also taken to other good habits since acquiring the Snuggie, such as hanging a Martha Stewart poster on her office wall, leaving her cigarettes unsmoked, and notice that she no longer has use for her glasses. It appears that the Snuggie can even improve your eyesight, enabling you to enjoy a good book, such as ‘Marley & Me’ (off the clock, of course).

We last visited our Snuggie friends from the Silverton Casino aquarium with the ‘Snuggie Scuba World Record Cut Short by PETA‘ entry. Jerry has now made way for the Snuggie Mermaids of Silverton.

The Snuggie Mermaids broke into song:

‘Look at this Snuggie, isn’t it neat?
Wouldn’t you think my collection’s complete?
Wouldn’t you think I’m the girl
The girl who has everything?

Look at this trove, treasures untold
How many Snuggies can one cavern hold?
Looking around here, you’d think
Sure, she’s got everything

I’ve got Complimentary Booklights a-plenty
I’ve got Big City Sliders galore
You want Aqua Globes?
I’ve got twenty
But who cares? No big deal. I want more

I wanna be where the people are
I wanna see, wanna see ’em dancin’
walkin’ around on those
Whaddya call ’em? Pedi-Paws

Flippin’ your fins, you don’t get too far
Legs are required for jumpin’, dancin’
Strollin’ along down the
What’s that word again? ShamWow
Up where they walk
Up where they run
Up where they stay all day in the sun
Wanderin’ free, wish I could be
Part of that Snuggie world.’